Hi! I am… Raj. Take the marker and write
something on the board. write what? Write whatever you want. Should it be related to
programming languages? Why did you write java? I am sun certified
in java programming I asked why did you write java?
You could have written anything. You could have written “what the f**k?” I
would have written that if I were you, because someone asking me to write
something without a context. So now why did you write java? I thought you would ask questions
on what I write on the board I am confident on java. So I wrote it. So you are confident on java.
Your resume says that you are a sun
certified java programmer. YES. we are done. Why? I mean you didn’t ask anything. Hi Mahesh! How are you? I am fine. How are you? I am fine. Tell me
something about yourself. I am Mahesh. I am from Mys.. Get out. Sorry!
I said, get out. Take the marker and write
something on the board I didn’t know the context. F**k off!! I have distinction in all the semesters
with 85% aggregate I have done 2 major projects and 5 minor projects and I also
hold internships in 2 reputed companies go work for them. I… I…. actually I work very very hard whatever I do I do it with perfection Actually… yeah… i am.. (Confused?) No, You didn’t. We are done!! You are in the wrong place. Sorry! I thought you are
an interviewer. Sorry are you here for an interview?
Yup. Take marker and write
something on the board. Sit down. Tell me something about yourself? Well! You have my resume in your hand.
I expect you would have gone through it and I will tell that’s not there.
I like panipuri but not masalapuri. well. You have less mark
in academics. Why?” I didn’t like sitting in the class room
and listening to boring lectures and I hate remembering some data and writing
exams. We have storage devices for that. You have done project alone. Why? I pitched my idea to the project panel;
they said you are crazy and rejected it I told them or rather argued with
them saying you don’t have brains to understand my idea. They said if you
think you are a genius, we will approve it, Do it. Let’s see. After this nobody
wanted to join me for the project. So, you did it alone and completed it? Yes. But it took me two years extra.
That’s why I took 6 years to do engineering.
I am OK with it. if you want me to give you this job, then
you got to take off your funky style dress, put on formals, comb the hair.
And also those ear rings should go. That’s a good suggestion
but I will keep my style. Is it more important than your career? No. but a career without being
myself is NOT important. You are in.