French Restaurant – Key & Peele

French Restaurant – Key & Peele

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– GOD, THIS PLACE IS SO NICE. – THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF
THE BEST FRENCH PLACES IN TOWN. – MM, I DID NOT REALIZE
THAT YOU WERE SO CULTURED. – YOU’RE SWEET. MY FRENCH IS PRETTY GOOD, SO I CAN ORDER FOR BOTH OF US. – OOH.
– IF YOU’D LIKE. – WELL, WELL, WELL. – BONJOUR. WELCOME TO CHEZ
DE LA NOTRE VENDRE, I AM YOUR WAITER
FOR THIS EVENING. MY NAME IS
JEAN-LUC DE LA PIERRE-RENAULT, BUT YOU MAY CALL ME JEAN. – BONJOUR, JEAN. – OOH, LOOK AT YOU. – IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS
ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL I AM MORE THAN HAPPY
TO ASSIST YOU–TO ASSIST. – JEAN?
I GOT IT. MERCI BEAUCOUP.
– TRES BIEN. WELL, OUR FIRST SPECIAL TONIGHT
IS OUR POISSON DU JOUR. IT’S A LOUP DE MER PLUS
[speaking French], SERVED WITH
A [speaking French], THAT IS SERVED ON A BED OF
[speaking French] AND ALSO SERVED WITH
[speaking French] AND [speaking French]. – MMM.
– MMM. – YUM. – OUR SOUP TODAY IS
A [speaking French] WITH A–JUST A DASH OF
[speaking French] AND SERVED WITH MELTED
[speaking French]. – SOUP.
– YEAH. – OUR OTHER SEAFOOD TODAY– WE HAVE A VERY NICE
[speaking French], FROM THE [speaking French]
VALLEY IN [speaking French]. IT IS SERVED WITH A SIDE OF
[speaking French] [continues speaking French]
SAUCE. – MAN, IT’S JUST,
I’M A LITTLE BIT OVERWHELMED. – HA-HA, YEAH, YES. OH, GOD,
I’M SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT. I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
THE SAME THING. – SO YOU WOULD RECOMMEND GETTING
THE [speaking French] WITH THE, UM…
OOH, I’M SORRY, IS THE [speaking French] IN A HEAVY
[speaking French] SAUCE? – OH, NO, NO, NO. IT’S MORE LIKE A
[speaking French] SAUCE. – WHAT DO YOU THINK? I’M GONNA DEFER TO HIM
ON THIS ONE, BECAUSE HE KNOWS THIS STUFF
WAY BETTER THAN I DO. – OH, YES.
MONSIEUR? – WHAT? UM, YEAH.
WE’RE–WE’LL HAVE THE… SWUND–UH, THE– [nasal honking] I’M– SHHNN. [speaking gibberish] WE’LL TRY THE FLEUR– [speaking gibberish] IT’S BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU.
HAVE A LOVELY DINNER.

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  2. Legit made me laugh out loud, on a side note though:

    If he had said "Look I'm going to be honest with you, I don't know french, I just really like you and I wanted to try and impress you so I tried to learn a little…but I don't actually know french, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have pretended about it." he might actually have been able to repair the situation.

    But you know, comedy skit so that french grunting WHEEZE, and that lady is unbelievably beautiful, wow.

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